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Sensational photo!  Had to share it! As some of the more ‘long term readers’ of Micaiah Sells Out will know I am a big fan of Awkward family Photos

I have previously given my best 15 of all time, you can see the best 5 here

I dare to say however that the previous list is out of date! It is time for a new one! So, inspired by this photo, I will be bringing you some more Awkward family Photo goodness!

In other news, my sister ‘Bronwyn ‘the monster bronster’ Smith is coming back today! Will be good to see her! I wonder if I looked through out old photos if I could find a suitable one of our family… hmmm, now that is a thought that is gonna fester!

raaaar

her return is also a good excuse for some cheeky awkward family photos

This one for example is the complete opposite of the photo at the start of the post!
These girls are simply scary!
And my personal favourite!
feel the burn

 

My sister Fiona had a brunch today to celebrate the last two years of serving the EU as a ‘Howie’. It was lovely and a great opportunity to hear about what she did. I interviewed Fi a while back and you can have a read about what she was up to here

Anyway, there was all this lovely food including this cheeky little strawberry!

Bron found it and instantly alerted the family about it! Maybe we are all a bit childish but does that look like what I think it looks like?

Tight red pants, anyone?

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Here are some interesting stats for you… (maybe)

My sister (the monster bronster) recently put up the strange google searches that people put in and the end up on her blog. I thought I would share mine caus there were some strange ones in there today

This was for Sunday November 1:

homeless 124
homeless man 77
khmer rouge 8
homeless photos 4
mentally ill and homeless 4
magpie 3
john calvin 500 2
scariest website 2
homeless +photo 2
fair trade coffee beans 2

SO as far as this goes, I love the people who found me by googling “john calvin 500″, very confused by the people who googled “khmer rouge (there were 8 of these people!), and downright offended by the two “scariest website” searches… although I assume they mean the hair site that I blogged about the other day!

So I was innocently avoiding work on facebook while in the library today (the positiveness of being in the library cancels out the negativeness of using facebook to avoid doing my essay) and this link came up as an ad in the side bar.

Now I rarely click on facebook ads – (Bron’s Shamwow! experiment taught me a valuable lesson) – but today I decided to give it a go… bad decision. This is a scary website! Make sure you check it out!

www.mysmoothlegs.com/men/?country=AU&a=M1

eewwwww

eewwwww

This is probably the most exciting news since the invention of the hair straightener!

Bronwyn “Monster Bronster” Smith has ferociously entered into the blogging world with Cookies and Tea.

Make sure you check it out

Monster

Everyone loves celebrating a birthday! Cake, balloons and freinds! Everyone is also a little bit unique in how they celebrate their birthday. My litle sister Bronwyn(aka the Monster Bronster raar) for example had a ‘monster’ themed party a few weeks ago to celebrate her 21st.

Well today John Calvin hits the big 500. Its a pretty important birthday to celebrate and people all over the world will be celebrating it through theological conferences, growing their beards and releasing their urges to destroy stained glass windows! My family for example are celebrating it by having a special “family fun time” tonight! But I thought that we could celebrate it in our own modest way by looking at some of his best short quotes! Not as good as reading the Insititutes of course, but still good. Enjoy.

“Now we shall possess a right definition of faith if we call it a firm and certain knowledge of God’s benevolence toward us, founded upon the truth of the freely given promise in Christ, both revealed to our minds and sealed upon our hearts through the Holy Spirit.”

“Whomever the Lord has adopted and deemed worthy of his fellowship ought to prepare themselves for a hard, toilsome, and unquiet life, crammed with very many and various kinds of evil. It is the Heavenly Father’s will thus to exercise them so as to put his own children to a definite test. Beginning with Christ, his first-born, he follows this plan with all his children.”

“God tolerates even our stammering, and pardons our ignorance whenever something inadvertently escapes us — as, indeed, without this mercy there would be no freedom to pray.”

“All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.”

“I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.”

“It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility “faith”; for faith consists in the knowledge of God and Christ, not in reverence for the Church.”

“Every one of us is, even from his mother’s womb, a master craftsman of idols.”

“There is not one blade of grass, there is no color in this world that is not intended to make us rejoice.”

Do you have a favourite one? Any ones that I missed and should have included?

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