So I recently finished uni! I am now a qualified Social Work practitioner, the only problem is I am an unemployed one!

While being unemployed I have been using my time very effectively… for example, I spent 20 minutes today looking at social work jokes and cartoons! I thought that I would share the best with you.

Enjoy.

 

A social worker asks a collegue: “What time is it?”
The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”
The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.”

 

How many Social Workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

“The light bulb doesn’t need changing, it’s the system that needs to change.”
None. Social workers never change anything.
None. They empower it to change itself!
None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it’s just differently lit.
None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.

 

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood. “Help me, I’ve been mugged and viciously beaten” he pleaded.
The two social workers turned and walked away. One remarked to her colleague: “You know the person that did this really needs help.”